Top ten reasons to buy the P-Town Queen instead of a mocha frappuccino

It can be a tough choice:



Buy a Mocha Frappuccino 
or










Download a copy of the P-Town Queen
At just under four dollars, they both cost about the same.
Here's why you should opt for the book:
1. The P-Town Queen will give you hours of enjoyment. A few minutes with the frap and you're done.2. The P-Town Queen is calorie free. In fact, you may burn a few calories while reading.3. Take the frap to the beach and you risk getting sand in your mouth. Not  a problem with the P-Town Queen.4. There's nothing to throw away when you finish The P-Town Queen.5. You don't have to stand in line at the coffee shop to buy a copy of the P-Town Queen.6. If you accidentally knock The P-Town Queen off the coffee table, it will not spill all over the rug.7. Have you ever read the side of frap cup? Boring!8. Laughing out loud while reading The P-Town Queen will not leave you wishing you'd brought along a change of clothes.9. When you finish The P-Town Queen, you can loan it to a friend. Try doing that with a frap.10. Laughing out loud while drinking a frap will get you strange stares from the other coffee shop patrons. 
Of course, you could always get BOTH  The P-Town Queen and the Mocha Frappuccino and still get change back from your ten!