Drama ensues when Athena invites her dirtbag boyfriend on her dysfunctional family’s vacation.
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Athena and I sneak into the master house to secure breakfast supplies. Frank is on the patio, yelling at a guy who looks exactly like him walking two mastiffs on the beach.
Pick up after your dog! Frank yells.
Hey fuck you, his clone yells back. Do you see anybody else picking up after their dogs, huh, buddy? The beach is covered in shit!
Frank looks like if he had a gun he’d ...
Published on May 30, 2025 05:00