More Wodehouse

“I breathed rather in the manner copyrighted by the hart which pants for cooling streams when heated in the chase.”

“He assured me he would butter me over the front lawn and dance on the remains with hobnailed boots.”

“She had a beaky nose, tight thin lips, and her eye could have been used for splitting logs in the teak forests of Borneo.”

“It caused her to bedew her pillow with many a salty tear.”

“She was the sort of girl who might, as far as looks were concerned, have been the star unity of the harem of one of the better-class Sultans.”

P. G. Wodehouse, Much Obliged, Jeeves

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