Why I want a Mac

Look at that! Look at those ornaments!

Oh, yes, I know, they have Scrivener for Windows nowadays, but you know it only works about 90% as well, and that final 10% is what allowed that to happen. And my computer couldn't run it anyway because Adobe Acrobat is taxing its CPU to the nth degree already....

I am terribly jealous, if you hadn't figured that out yet.