The Art of the Presidency: How to Turn Power Into Profit (Legally… or Close Enough)

“They said the presidency wasn’t a business. I made it the most successful business in history.”

Are YOU ready to make the presidency great — for your wallet?

Let’s cut the crap. You didn’t get into politics to “serve the people.” You got in to win. To dominate. To build an empire. And guess what?

The presidency is the best business opportunity in the world.

In my new course, “The Art of the Presidency,” I show you — step by beautiful step — how I turned the Oval Office into the C-Suite of my personal brand. You’ll learn how to do it too.

What You’ll Learn Inside:Brand Power 101 — From red hats to fake gold bars, I’ll teach you how to license your name to anything that moves — and charge a fortune.Mega Merch Profitability — Learn how to source from the cheapest factories in China, including where to get the best Made in the USA labels. Media Manipulation Mastery – Turn every “scandal” into a viral fundraising opportunity. The haters are your marketers.Family First Capitalism – Appoint your kids, funnel power, and keep the wealth in the dynasty, where it belongs.Grift Without Guilt – Hotels, speaking gigs, foreign guests, Super PACs. I show you how to do it all and call it “patriotism.”The Indictment Advantage – Facing 91 charges? GOOD. Watch your fundraising explode. I’ll show you how to milk the martyr complex.SPECIAL BONUS MODULE:Golf Grift: How I Made MILLIONS by Charging Taxpayers to Visit My Own Resorts

Here’s the genius:
When I wanted a break? I went golfing.
Where? At my OWN resorts.
Who came with me? Secret Service and all of my staff.
Who paid for all their food and lodgings? YOU did, directly into my bank account.

That’s right — I created a system where taxpayer dollars paid me to golf at my own properties. Lodging, meals, golf carts, the whole deal.

You’ll get the full blueprint:

How to direct federal staff to your propertiesHow to structure billing “by the book” (wink)How to make every vacation a cash-inHow to still call it “official business”

They called it a scandal. I called it a business model.

Ready to Rumble? What You Get:12 Step-by-Step Video Modules PDF Playbook: “Turn Every Handshake Into a Wire Transfer”Bonus Audio Track: “How I Turned My Florida Digs Into a Presidential Paywall”Certificate of Presidential Hustle – Hang it next to your fake university degree.Who Is This Course For?

This is for:

Rising politiciansFormer celebritiesBillionaire hopefuls with a credit card and a dreamInfluencers with no shameDictators who need a PR facelift

If you’ve got charisma, ego, and absolutely no problem monetizing the American flag, this course is for you.

Investment: Just $997

(Or 3 payments of $499.99. Because we believe in choice — especially for offshore accounts.) Enroll now and get my exclusive e-book:

Fake News, Real Profits: How to Monetize Media Meltdowns for Maximum Gains

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!

Sign up TODAY for an extra hidden secret special awesome bigly module:

Joint ventures (JVs) with other grifters!

Why pay for advertising when you can cross promote with conspiracy theorists, Faux News, podcasters, Twitter bots, rocket bois, and other assorted misfits and miscreants for FREE! Activate the ragebaited manosphere to your cause! And learn how to have all of them take the fall if things go sideways!

WARNING: SPOTS ARE LIMITED

I can’t teach everyone how to fleece a nation. The IRS is watching. The DOJ is watching. The haters are always watching. So click fast, patriots.

And remember…

“Why retire when you can golf your way to government cash forever?”

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