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What the reverse-uno is happening, all you fed-up mofos who’ve decided to get your revenge against that one dickhead friend who takes fuckery and grabass a step too far so you eat a badass ghost pepper to prime your shnozz with boogers, cut a camouflaged hole in your pants for easy access, when they tickle your face you jam their finger up your nose, while they’re simultaneously moving in to goose you, you slip their finger in your ghost-pepper-fired poopchute, they hold their hands up before them with a horrified expression of disgust and shock, screaming AH GOD NO WHAT THE FUCK and in response you snarl “Surprise, motherfucker!” and smack their forearms so they plaster their own face with your ghost-peppered-generated grossness—
Good God, man, just hit em in the nuts or defile their morning coffee! Your reverse-uno degeneracy will lead us into a tit-for-tat, eye-for-an-eye apocalypse!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm. Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor. Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback. I’ve just published volume 2: Weapons of Old If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
