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What the AI-powered-cock is happening, all you flesh-based meat-dicks who’re quickly becoming obsolete, one day you come home and find your increasingly distant partner stuffed to the gills with quantum-powered cock, holy fuck it’s activated miniature thrusters it’s coming right at your face you dive to the side as it punches through the wall you pull a pair of .50 cal desert eagles out from under the bed and scream in rage while you empty the mags at your phallic enemy’s hover-capable rocketry it sparks and squeals as giant slugs pierce its frenulum, then it chuckles and shakes and asks, “Is that all you got?” before aiming its dick-slit at you and letting your predicament sink into your brain, you realize how fucked you are and whisper,

“No.”

Then it’s all up in your eyes and your cheeks, blattering your forehead and mushroom-stamping the absolute shit out of your motherfucking temples—wh’pap-pap-PAP—you sputter and gasp and flail around then it starts glorping up lubricant all over your face neck and chest while you’re sobbing hysterically and trying to fend off its glans—

And THAT, my friends, is why we need to stop these AI programs from merging with our dildos!  There’s no goddamn way we can compete with the ribbage, vibrations, and perfectly angled ticklers!  Holy mother of FUCK!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing