The great Great Dane Rearranging of it’s Still Dark O’clock

Chris and I never wanted to be a dog parent cautionary tale, but here we are.

Long ago, back when we had just one tiny dog, one semi-huge dog, and three cats, we used to close our bedroom door at night. None of the animals slept with us. It was peaceful. It was clean. It was glorious.

Then, at some point, possibly during a shared delusional episode, we decided to let Dulce sleep with us instead of adjusting to her crate.

Dumb da dumb dumb dumb.

Now, here is what bedtime looks like in...