land-of-brains-and-chocolate:
sick and tired of people treating mcfarlane ass as The Venom Ass....
sick and tired of people treating mcfarlane ass as The Venom Ass. it’s wide and nothing else. it’s free of intent, free of presentation, free of personality. it exists only in the basic anatomical sense. you can all do better.
ever hear of kubert ass??? that’s what i’m talking about. that’s a fucking pin-up pose. the sensuous juxtaposition of monstrous and human features (such as ass). the spirits of venom crossover has some of the sexiest venom art ever created and no one talks about it only because it is bad.
venom: on trial - for ass crimes. hourglass figure. massive rack. spine: broken. ass: out. biceps: flexing for no fucking reason in the middle of an attack. look at that wrist. work it.
this ass wouldn’t be so notable if it weren’t on the very cover of funeral pyre. the cover is supposed to be a selling point. this book is beckoning you with promises of a big burly comic book man in further heaving, drooling, half-naked distress as alien tendrils desperately cling to his skin to not leave him completely exposed.
luckily for gay awakenings in the nineties, the content also delivers.
bare ass! we have more than one example of completely bare ass! arched, open-mouthed, with bonus spider-man, still holding on to the hope that eddie’s bare ass won’t become a recurring element in his life.
alas, at some point collapsing ass-first and underwear-less in his apartment will prove to be one of his least indecent moments.
speaking of maximum carnage, don’t forget the valiantly crotch-hugging symbiote withstanding another torture session. don’t ever.
again! the pose! the drama! the thighs! these are the kinds of venom asses that should go viral! these are the kinds of venom asses you should point to! raise tumblr’s standards! the material is endless!
