Diva

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A ditsy, dizzy diva diving

Underneath the bed,

Looking for some place to hide

Her all-too-well-known head

O’ it wouldn’t do to be found

Playing cards here in The Hague

Gambling-a-bermuda

And strip poker with the page.

It had started oh so innocent,

A conversation with the Queen;

First one drink, then another,

Then another, ‘til she’d leaned

Just a wee bit too hard

Against the royal person’s side

Who promptly fell from off the ...