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SPLENDIFICENT 1+2

Dacy Alex

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GENRE: Humorous Fantasy/Erotica

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BLURB:

Hellon Heels and Death by D Cup

Thisraw and naughty book brings together the first two Splendificent novels in oneENORMOUS package…

Notthat type of enormous package!

Iswear.

Splendificent1:

Californiacutie Giselle Nyfall arrives at the Big Apple to attend liberal arts college,Hemera University. But, when a computer glitch lands her with fourextraordinary young women as roommates Giselle’s sheltered world is blown away.

TheseHotties are supernatural aristocracy, the magical one percent: an elf princesswho decapitates as well as she pirouettes, the B.B. gun-toting daughter of theTooth Fairy, a glamorous and gold-digging fox spirit with thickness in all theright places, and a vampire-succubus hybrid with a bad gambling problem and ablood-soaked family tree.

ThisHot Squad uncovers a demonic curse threatening New York City’s human eliteorchestrated by denizens of the Christian Hell. The only cure? The fivestunners themselves!

Splendificent2:

TheHot Squad members must battle supernatural mercenaries, contend with a portalto the underworld, avoid demonic death traps and thwart a nefarious princehellbent on fulfilling an ancient prophecy and bringing on the death of oneSquad member who happens to be his sister. All difficult assignments whenthey’re constantly losing their skimpy clothes and falling into the arms of hotstuds and each other!

WillGiselle and her voluptuous companions come together to triumph over the forcesof evil? Does the family that slays together stay together? Find out in thesexy, hilarious and politically incorrect Splendificent 2!

WARNING:

Thisbook is absolutely not for anyone under the age of 18! You, Mister 17 years and364 days old? Move along, son, move along.

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ExcerptThree:

This was going to be difficult.

This was going to be a violation of trust.

But it needed to be done.

Giselle stood in front of Stuart in hismessy-even-though-he’s-only-been-there-a-couple-days-dorm, and she stood withpride.

Stuart was hammering away on Final Fantasy XIV on his gamingcomputer with his glowing green mouse and blue glowing keyboard.

"Stuart, I am special," Giselle announced with aPrincess Magalinda worthy dramatic voice.

"Big facts," Stuart responded, “Look at thoseboobs on you! They’re mad huge! And you can make a lot of money off beingspecial. Just don’t be like my cousin Joey Numbers. It starts with youstripping for old bitches. You get that easy side money, so you justify it.Then you start fucking those old bitches for extra cash. Cool? Then you’re thego-to guy in the old bitch pussy circle. The Steph Curry of fucking oldbitches. Then their husbands offer more to watch. Then it turns intothreesomes."

"Eeep!" Giselle squealed.

Stuart continued, "Then they offer you a large sum tohave gay sex, and you justify it again. Now you're making big money. But atwhat cost, Giselle? At what cost?"

"At no cost because I’m not a guy, and I’m not aprostitute! Listen to me, Stu."

She wasn’t supposed to tell anyone about this, but she wasbeing swallowed by her secret. And if anyone could give her some outside thebox thinking it was Stuart.

"I’m kinda wrapped up in something dangerous," shesaid, clasping her hands.

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AUTHOR Bio and Links:

DacyAlex is an author that has also taken home several screenwriting awards under adifferent name. Dacy loves the possibilities of the supernatural but also theinherent weirdness of the everyday world and likes to combine the two wheneverpossible. Dacy likes to focus his stories on new adults, which might explainwhy he can subsist on a steady diet of classic CW shows. The 100 and TheOriginals are the best ones don’t argue with me plz k thx bye. Dacy’s an avidvideo gamer; Dacy’s favorite games are Final Fantasy X-2 and Persona 4: Golden.I’ll be a contrarian and say I’ve never played a Dark Souls like game and Idon’t wanna! Oops, I forgot I was doing this in third person

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