Tuesday Top 10: New Shows

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Tuesday Top 10: New Shows

I’ve been watching a lot of news lately, but I’m really craving a break from it, so fortunately there is a new slate of shows coming out to take our mind off the madness.

Top Ten New Shows

10. Wipeout: Contestants watch their 401Ks disappear while listening to billionaires without 401Ks saying it’s a blip.
9. Big Brother: Republicans try not to upset their leader while secretly admonishing him behind his back.
8. The Amazing Race: Green card and visa holders try to avoid deportation.
7. 90 Day Fiancé: Can you make it? How about 100? Only 1360 to go…
6. House Hunters International: Watch American citizens scroll through Zillow looking for anywhere else but there.
5. Wordle: How many fake names of economic experts can you make from the letters in Peter Navarro?
4. Survivor: Head to the Heard and McDonald islands and enjoy only a 10% tariff.
3. The Price is Right: Contestants try to guess the prices of everyday necessities.
2. Let’s Make a Deal: Watch as diplomats pour over trade agreements that were agreed upon in good faith.
1. The White Potus: An unqualified, ego-driven, power-hungry, attention seeking, dictator wannabe who sets out on a quest to destroy the kingdom he claimed he created by waving his hands and chanting, “You voted for me, suckers.”

-Leon

Leon Stevens is a multi-genre author, composer, guitarist, songwriter, and an artist, with a Bachelor of Music and Education. He published his first book of poetry, Lines by Leon: Poems, Prose, and Pictures in January 2020, followed by a book of original classical guitar compositions, Journeys, and a short story collection of science fiction/post-apocalyptic tales called The Knot at the End of the Rope and Other Short Stories. His newest publications are the novella trilogy, The View from Here, which is a continuation of one of his short stories, a new collection of poetry titled, A Wonder of Words, and his latest sci-fi mystery, Euphrates Vanished.

My new book page: http://books.linesbyleon.com/