March’s Merdaille Sausage

(This post went to Patronizers in March, and to the public in April. Not a Patronizer? You could be.)

The business world is upended. Companies are bracing for survival. Jobs are being cut. It’s almost as if people realized that the ship of state has not only been overtaken by a great white whale, but the whale has climbed onto the deck and is thrashing about shrieking “Respect me! RESPECT ME.”

As if that could ever happen. But anyway.

There’s really only one reaction my family can have: tighten ...