Scam Emails to Watch Out for and Some hilarious ones!

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Scam Emails to Watch Out for and Some hilarious ones!

When I get bored I open up my spam email just to see the stupidity of some of the scam emails I get and some I’ve even copied just to make people aware of them since not a lot of people know they are scams at times like when I was job searching back before I got my current job I got a lot of those. Companies use legit ways like Webex and I think Teams can be one but I’ve ran into multiple ones where I tell them info only to realize it was another scam. They wanted to send me a check versus give me the equipment which is a red flag.

This is how it works:

They post a job on Linkedin, Indeed, Ziprecruiter or other legit ones. Then once you apply it seems quicker. Look up the company too they could be trying to use a real company and it be fake!

Take these for example:

Dear Prospective Employee,

We are pleased to inform you that after reviewing your resume, our recruitment team has shortlisted you for an interview for the Data Entry Operator I and Data Entry Operator II positions at Company. Your qualifications and experience impressed us, and we believe you can make a significant contribution to these roles. We are excited to move forward with your application.

I never fucking applied there dumbass and there is a Clerk but not that.

Job Details:

• Role: Data Entry Operator I & II

• Hourly Pay: $35 per hour Doubt it!

• Training Pay: $25 per hour during the one-week paid training program

• Training Overview: Our training program is designed to ensure you are fully prepared to work comfortably from home. Elevance Health will provide all necessary equipment, so you won’t need to worry about any setup costs.

Why Company ?

At Company , we value our employees and offer a comprehensive range of benefits to support your well-being and success:

• Flexible remote work options

• Paid training program to prepare you for the role

• Company-provided equipment (if hired)

• Health insurance coverage (medical, dental, vision)

• Paid time off (PTO)

• Retirement plans with company matching

• Opportunities for career growth and professional development

Next Steps — How to Connect with Scammer for Your Interview:

To proceed with the interview process, we will be conducting a written interview. This method helps us assess candidates who are qualified and reliable, with the skills necessary for success in the role. The interview will take place via one of the following approved secure messaging applications: Wire Secure Messenger or Signal Private Messenger. Huge ass red flag!

Please follow the steps below to proceed:

• Download one of the approved secure messaging apps (Wire or Signal) from the App Store or Google Play.

• Create your account and connect with Mrs. Julie Mink, our hiring manager, using the contact details below:

• Wire Secure Messaging App: Username:

I doubt that is safe and they didn’t need an app to contact me there they called me from my phone.

• Signal Private Messenger: Name, Email and phone number redacted due to pricacy.

If you are interested, please join now, as she is currently available to begin the interview. This is your opportunity to demonstrate your skills and potential to make a meaningful impact at Company.

At Company, we believe that every team member plays an important role in shaping the future of healthcare. We are looking for individuals who are passionate, dedicated, and eager to contribute to our mission.

We look forward to your participation in the interview process and are excited about the possibility of welcoming you to our team.

Best regards,

Fake hiring person

Hiring Manager | Company

Dumbass replied not even aware I was a former employee there and they would never use Signal a known scammer hangout.

Thank you for your message.

Yes, you are absolutely right to raise questions, and I appreciate your perspective. However, I would like to clarify that we have recently noticed a growing preference among many individuals for Signal Private Messenger due to its end-to-end encryption and enhanced privacy standards. Because of this feedback, we’ve included Signal as one of our secure communication platforms to improve efficiency and confidentiality in line with Company evolving practices.

Please be assured that all our processes remain fully legitimate, transparent, and compliant with ethical business standards. We do not engage in any unethical behavior, and our operations are aligned with Elevance Health’s integrity-driven mission.

I encourage you to remain positive and focused on your goals, and remember, change in communication tools is part of modern professional adaptation. If you have any further questions or require clarification, feel free to reach out.

Wishing you continued success in all you do.

Dear Prospective Employee,

Congratulations!

We are pleased to inform you that your resume has been reviewed and shortlisted for an interview for the Customer Care Representative I, II, or III positions at Company. These positions are part of an immediate hiring process, and we are excited to welcome passionate individuals to join our growing team.

This is a remote opportunity with a competitive compensation package, benefits, and a one-week paid training program.

Position Details:

• Job Title: Customer Care Representative I, II, III

• Pay Rate: $35 — $45 per hour

• Training Pay: $25 per hour (1-week training) training was longer then a week there!

• Start Date: Immediately yeah right those take time!

• Interview Date: Today

• Interview Time: 8:00 AM — 7:00 PM EST

• Interview Method: Written, text-based screening via Slack

Benefits at Company:

• Remote and flexible work environment

• Health, dental, and vision insurance

• 401(k) retirement savings plan

• Paid time off and holidays

• Employee wellness programs

• Career development and growth opportunities

• Supportive, inclusive team culture

We are seeking individuals who are committed, dependable, and excited to make a difference. If you’re ready to start a meaningful career with one of the nation’s leading health companies, we invite you to begin the interview process today.

To get started, please message our Hiring Manager Mrs. Julie Smith directly via Slack using the link below:

Join us on Slack:

Never click links btw!

Please join as soon as possible, as interview slots are limited and will be filled on a first-come, first-served basis. We look forward to welcoming you to the Company team!

Warm regards (Scammers use this shit all the time!)

Talent Acquisition Team the dipshit didn’t even put the name!

Company

Also they didn’t do it through the official company email but a gmail if it was legit it would use the company email not a fucking gmail. Some red flags are shit spelling, whatsapp use, too good to be true, asking for your banking info. Sending you a check for equipment. Also for these I never applied for them at all.

Those aren’t all either I’ve got some more wild emails too like this one:

I know you may find this message very surprising. However, it’s just that

My urgent need for a foreign partner. I would like to know whether

this suggestion would be helpful for your acceptance. I need your Sincere help

Realizing my humanitarian project.

Unfortunately, I am terminally ill and about to die. I want you to spend money

My inheritance is three million one hundred and fifty thousand US dollars

($3,150,000.00) to charity in your country upon receipt

money. It would be a pleasure to finish this project with you

before I die.

More information will be provided to you when you respond to my suggestion.

Your positive response will be appreciated.

Greetings Chosen one, Thank you for your time to be part of this wonderful project, It is my pleasure to hear from you and have you as a wonderful friend, I am moved to contact you on this project as my spirit directed me, I am making this contact to entrust in you this big project with hope that you will not disappoint me.

I understand that my connection with you may appear to you as a surprise as we have never met or seen each other. But I will take time in this email to explain briefly to help us with getting to know each other more through this email which I find better for this confidential discussion.

Firstly I want to give all glory to God almighty for his grace towards this project which I am about to carry out through you. I am making this contact with faith that you will not disappoint me as you must reassure me with full sincerity of heart ?

Firstly, I want to let you know that the most important aspect of this project is trust and I want to be sure of your sincerity so as to fully confide in you. God almighty will bless and bless you abundantly as you wish to help me accomplish this divine project for humanitarian purposes for my last wish on earth.

I am donating the sum of ( $3.9 Million dollars ) that I have in my claim deposited by my late wealthy husband, currently the fund is still in the bank. I took this decision because of my present health condition now, since a year I have been in several health issues. Last few months the Bank has issued a notice through my late husband’s lawyer demanding that I come in claim of the deposited fund or renew the agreement on the Fixed deposit since the valid agreement expired more than 3 Years ago.

The most predicament I am facing is my health complications and My doctor said that I will not be able to last long due to the leukemia and kidney failure which I am presently battling with now, Firstly it started with 1 kidney damage but now it have affected the second kidney because of my failure for Kidney transplant at earlier stage, resulting to the damage of the 2 at a time. It remains a life threatening part, I only rely on dialysis 3 times a week to survive. My condition is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious that I will not live any longer according to the doctor’s report unless a medical miracle happens.

I want to make it clear that I am making this funding to you with full trust and purposes for Paying of school fees for less privileged children, Helping widows / disadvantaged and less privileged people and Homeless around your reach. In all areas of good deeds and Humanitarian activities, The Humanitarian project will be named “ DIVINE AIDE FROM GOD “ I know the sufferings of the needy and mostly orphans because I was also an orphan who grew up at a motherless home and was able to grow up and study with the help of the orphanage care until I was grown to be catering for myself.

I don’t want to force you into this project and I seek for your full sincerity and trust, Please if you assure that you can be trusted with this “ DIVINE AIDE FROM GOD ‘’ Humanitarian project, you are requested to send your full information which I am going to list below, I will be needing these information and by doing so you are able to reassure me of your sincerity because as you know that I am doing this with faith that you will not disappoint me, Also your informations are needed to enable me process every necessary documents on your name as one of my appointed partner. Making the legal introduction of you to the bank to enable the bank transfer the fund to you for this charity project.

Telephone Number: Nope

Resident Address:: definitely not giving them it

Occupation: or this lol

Copy of your ID: why would you need that??

2 or more photos of you : Nah

Thank you as you respect to send those above information i requested, I know that the part I am donating to you may not be enough to reach out to everyone in need around you but i do believe that with the length it can go in changing and touching lives, It is for the glory of God and a waking for humanity on earth, As you may wish to know, I do not want you to be left out of this, I will be compensating you and your collaborative team that will assist you with this charity exercise to keep 20% out of the total fund to yourself and the charity team that will help in easing the project activity, About 10 team of good volunteer team and humanitarian lovers, I am suggesting though, Hope it is serves as a great idea !

I attached 2 of my recent photos taken with my phone while I am still admitted here in the hospital and currently receiving treatment. I have also attached 2 of my previous photos I took years back when I was healthy before this illness struck me, It will also help in letting you understand my situations, I hope it helps you to know me better and I am also expecting to hear from you soon and know more about you too.

Awaiting your immediate response.

My regards, Blessings and love of God,

So many red flags like never give people your personal info! Hell, I’ve even had idiots say they infected my PC with viruses or were tracking me. They said they were monitoring me and recording me doing personal stuff like a creep and threatening to send it to my friends and family if I don’t pay them money. Like these scammers are the worst honestly. They wouldn’t be able to do shit it is all bs!

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