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What the death-chair is happening, all you nasty fucks who keep burying your farts in the same porous chair, only to have your dear friend sit on it by accident, triggering an audible, “PUUUHHHhhhh…” from its cushion which is accompanied by a visible green mist that arises from the fabric, they immediately start coughing, black veins erupt across their skin and start creeping across their face like a zombie infection, you drop to your knees and give them frantic CPR but there’s nothing you can do so you resort to hammer-fisting their chest with all your strength, sobbing desperately and screaming, “Live, you shitfuck, LIVE!” Jesus H Christ why did it have to come to this WHY WHY WHY—
And THAT, my friends, is why you lock up your fart-chair when your friends come over! Who knows if they’ll be subjected to the gaseous remains of your latest helping of sewer pizza???
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm. Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor. Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback. I’ve just published volume 2: Weapons of Old If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing