A Dreamy Spring Break

I read the brochure and wonder: Dare I? Dare I not? This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance to go away without really going away at all.

Or, well, going far away to a destination unknown by taking a 15-minute drive to a tiny shop called “Dreamscapes.”

I’ve noticed the storefront every time I drive to my Zumba classes, but this is the first time I’ve received a “for your eyes only” brochure that offers “Your Spring Break of a Lifetime.”

My calendar is empty for the day, and according to the ...