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I am a dumb, stupid, idiot, loser, baby man. I can't make any decisions for myself. I have no self-respect or pride. I am horribly childishly. I am ashamed at my physical deficiencies and non-conforming appearance. I fail even the most basic tasks of communication.

I shimmy my shoulders while I eat yogurt. My eyes go wide with pleasure. Ooooh baby! Only ninety calories!

I have a rash on my elbow that I find humiliating.

I have a rash on my neck — the shame!

I have a discoloration on my shin.

My thigh...