The Meteor...

“First, they said a meteor is going to hit Earth in 2032. They even gave a highly specific timeframe – December 22nd of that year. Next, they said meteor 2024YR4 will hit the moon and not Earth – in which case we’re doomed anyway. After that, they said the meteor may evade us altogether. What gives?”

“Maybe they don’t want the economy to crash before the meteor does.”