Theft as a Cure for Writer’s Block?

Alright, my lovelies, you know the drill by now. Writer’s block, 1000+ words due and owing for the day and no juices flowing. Not even the ones in my cunt. So, Gillian is stealing to get the requisite moisture flowing … not my cunt … sheesh … you’d think all I do is masturbate. Oh, wait. All I do is masturbate *giggle* … anyway, more useless facts:

21. Have you felt that life is like being on a roller coaster?

No, roller coasters make me want to puke. Life doesn’t make me want to puke. Life is...