Crossing the Rainbow Bridge

"My Only Fans would just be videos of me chasing my elderly dog down the street braless," I said to Vince after bringing Ein back in from a potty break in the front yard.

"You'd have tons of subscribers," he replied with a laugh.

“She tried to make a break for it this morning, and I had to scoop her up just as a truck careened around the corner. I'm pretty sure the driver got an eyeful."

We laugh, but my dog is a few months away from 16 years old, and her senior moments are increasingly senior min...