CAmerica1776: Stark over here is out of the loop, does he even know Bucky’s activation words?
Can someone please very quickly write a crackfic where CA:TWS has a security breach like this, and Hydra just accidentally adds like, fucking Sam Wilson to a chat, so he just snags Cap in the morning to show him some screengrabs?
Sam Wilson wakes up to a groupchat thats called Hidden Hydra *shushing emoji*, and its got their actual names and phone numbers, and they’re using emojis to plan the assassination of Fury.
You gotta have them at the level of
Pierce: ‘send the winter solder *gun emoji* *squid emoji* *gun emoji*
Rumlow: *thumbs up emoji* *prayer hands*
Does that sound cracky and ridiculous to have them discussing killing people while using emojis? Yes?
That’s what the fucking Signal Group Chat Was Doing
CAmerica1776: Stark over here is out of the loop, does he even know Bucky’s activation words?
TStark69: yeah i do dumbass it’s longing, rusted, furnace, daybreak, seventeen, benign, nine, homecoming, one, freight car, in that order :P
BuckyB: …
CAmerica1776: Who the heck put Bucky on this chat??
TStark69: You okay Buckaroo?
BuckB: …
TStark69: I think Buckaroo’s going Banzai…
CAmerica1776: Remember who you are Bucky! It will all be o-
TStark69: Cap?
CAmerica1776 Has Been Disconnected
TStark69: Bucky?
BuckB: …
