Tweet of the Day, I Think We Can Risk Meddling In God’s Domain This ONE Time edition.

I’m seeing this tweet going around…

They've spliced woolly mammoth genes into mice.

There are now… WOOLLY MICE.

If you don’t wanna talk about this, we have nothing to discuss. pic.twitter.com/xRmumlJfqw

— Isley (@IsleyResistance) March 4, 2025

…and now that I’ve decided that it’s not AI – if it is, it fooled the BBC, so we’re good here when it comes to being embarrassed about it – I’m of several minds of this. On the one hand, there’s the entire ‘meddling in God’s domain’ thing. On the other hand, aren’t those just the cutest little things you’ve ever seen? Do they breed true? Because if they make good pets, there’s cash in breeding woolly mice. I’m telling you that, right now. People with more money than sense are going to want these.

And, on the gripping hand… the next step is woolly mammoth. I imagine that woolly mammoth tastes delicious. Delicious enough that our ancestors hunted them to extinction, in fact.

So what the heck. It’s not like they’ll be immune to high-caliber weaponry.