worst of 2009

smell
the smell that harrison just made in the litter box

news thing no one would shut up about
swine flu

idea
the continued existence of aids

weapon
glass of water

basketball player
me, the last time i played

kanye west
lady gaga

thing that hasn't started existing again
ecto cooler

beer to penetrate the midwest
anything by new belgium

country
california

drug
2% milk with a splash of orange juice

football team
still the detroit lions

list
this one