The Twelve Hammer Days of Christmas

I have a Christmas story coming out later today. It's called Christmas Auction and it's a Hammer story. In honor of that, I give you:

The 12 Hammer Days of Christmas

Twelve Subs a Subbing

Eleven Floggers Flogging

Ten Tops a Topping

Nine Needles Piercing

Eight Collars Gleaming

Seven Chains a'Shining

Six Paddles Landing

Five Nipple Rings

Four Singing Whips

Three Butt Plugs

Two Bright Tattoos

And a pretty man on a St-Andrew's Cross