I know that this is astrology…

…and parodic astrology, at that. But damned if they didn’t nail it:

I feel so incredibly seen, here.https://t.co/YYADzxb8rG pic.twitter.com/ubBSr4kfqk

— Ogiel (Moe Lane) (@Ogiel23) February 15, 2025

The first two are solid hits, and the third one was absolutely one when I was in my early twenties. The fourth one isn’t too far off, either: the gap between ‘cackling old sea hag’ and ‘former site moderator’ is mostly a matter of nomenclature. True, I wouldn’t steal copper wiring unless my kids were starving or something, but four out of five isn’t half bad.

Go figure.