We’re Back and Everything is Totally Fine

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Last week I tried to enable object caching on Eviscerati.Org. What is object caching, you ask? Well, there are many accurate answers to that question, but for the purpose of this site it’s “the thing I needed to enable so that WordPress would stop nagging me to enable it.” The short version: my attempts to enable object caching resulted in my database crashing at least once every 24 hours, which is not desired behavior in a database-driven webs...