Buy signed copies of my books
On my long list of things to do in this business of becoming a full-time writer, has been sorting out my online offering. Increasingly, I’m getting people saying that they’d love to buy my books but they are frankly terrified of Jeff Bezos achieving critical mass and swallowing the entire notion of money, so they don’t shop at Amazon. Which I totally get.
As part of that I’m trying to do more of selling direct to you, dear reader. In due course that will mean doing a print run of my books. For now, it means I get author copies from Amazon and sell them to you. The nice thing about that is that Bezos gets less of a cut and I can personalise the delivery a bit more and add some extra things in. Things like signing the books, homemade bookmarks, random drawings, fingerprints and loose bits of DNA from when I packed your order while eating a sandwich and coughing.
Anyway, if you would like to buy a signed copy (hardback or paperback) of any of my books, then they’re all linked below. I’m also excited to tell you that I’m working with one of my favourite artists to bring you a limited edition t-shirt in the not-too-distant future. Whatever next? A Jodrell Bank tea towel? Maybe…just maybe.
NB - at the moment these are UK only, but only because I haven’t figured out the shipping for anywhere else in the world. If you don’t live in Blighty (poor thing) then add a comment and say where you’d like them going to and I’ll figure it out and message you the price. Thanks!
BEFORE AND AFTER
Ben Stone is terrified. He's terrified because he weighs 601 pounds and needs his right leg amputating. He's terrified because a crane will shortly lift him from his fourth-floor flat and lower him 44 feet to an ambulance waiting below. He's terrified because he hasn't been outside in nine years and he doesn't know who will look after his beautiful dog.
He needn't worry though, because the world is about to end.
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FLESH AND BLOOD
Ben Stone is sick to death. He’s sick of all the endless hatred since the wraths arrived. He’s sick of trying to find a refuge for him and his dog Brown to live out what’s left of their lives. But most of all he’s just sick. As Ben’s cancer spreads he’s left searching for a source of hope and warmth at the end of the world. Unfortunately for Ben it’s just started to snow...
Flesh & Blood continues the story of Ben and Brown from the #1 bestseller Before and After, which is now in development to be a major motion picture.
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B OF THE BANG
All across London, billionaires receive an emergency alert from specialist extraction company B of the Bang. A nuclear missile is inbound and society's elite have less than 70 minutes to reach the bunkers. As they head for the exits, it's your fault if you get in the way.
From the bestselling indie author of the modern classic Before and After, B of the Bang is a satire of wealth, power, lobsters, inequality and why you shouldn't flush wet wipes down the toilet.
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