Hello … I wish to register a complaint.

Hello. I’m British. So, of course, it’s a ‘given’ that I should incessantly complain about the weather. “It’s too hot; it’s too cold; it’s too wet; it’s too dry; it’s too windy; too icy; too snowy; to dreigh.” We even do, “Isn’t it lovely today today … tomorrow’s bound to be crap though.” But wait.. […]