Never write during the holidays

Here's what happens when my writerly brain wanders during the holiday season.  Enjoy and share at will!
 

The Twelve Days of WriteMSS

aka, The Write-mare Before Christmas
by Anton Strout (with apologies to the yuletide spirit)

                                       

On the first day of WriteMSS my true love sent to me

A cartridge full of black ink.

 

On the second day of WriteMSS my true love sent to me

Two white reams and

A cartridge full of black ink.

 

On the third day of...