Self-Tweet Of The Day, The SCOTUSBlog Emulates Bad Company* edition.

Man, I didn’t have writing this tweet on my Bingo card for 2025:

It must be admitted that Tom Goldstein didn't do half bad at achieving pimpdom. Sketchy friends, fast money, and a stable of faster women is at least *a* lifestyle goal, even if it wouldn't exactly be *my* lifestyle goal. https://t.co/FhwY2IcDK5

— Ogiel (Moe Lane) (@Ogiel23) January 17, 2025

I’m not being particularly inaccurate, either. Dude used his boutique law firm to cover gambling debts, hide gambling winnings, and keep several women in style and health insurance. Or, as Archer would put it, Victimless crimes, Mikey. …No, I suppose I am not taking this story entirely seriously. Remember, kids: don’t trash your professional career and reputation for the sake of tawdry pleasures of the flesh. Even if said pleasures are the top-shelf stuff.

Moe Lane