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What the sky-cock is happening, all you jokey mofos who are chilling at the park pointing and laughing at a phallic-looking cloud that comes with all the trimmings like stubble and veins and prominent ridges when suddenly it starts moving closer and casts a shadow over your picnic holy shit you can see the frenulum and dickslit it’s not just a cloud it’s a fucking alien invader a voice booms through the air, declaring, “BOW BEFORE KORTHOS, YOUR INHUMAN OVERLORD” before the sky-cock lurches and cums out millions of tiny clones that swarm through your midst and shoot cum all up on peoples’ face neck and chest, you don’t know whether to scream or laugh mother of fuck one of them’s rocketing toward your gaping unprotected gob RUN FUCKER RUN—
THAT, my friends, is why you don’t stick around when the sky-cock appears! Ain’t nothing funny about its miniature duplicates swarming the folk and desecrating their mugs with a porn-style classic! (Maybe there is, but I’ll never admit it on the record, HEH heh heh!)
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm. Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor. Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback. I’ve just published volume 2: Weapons of Old If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
