I sometimes think of that awful Scooby Doo Loch Ness movie, and how I would set a story in Scotland…
I sometimes think of that awful Scooby Doo Loch Ness movie, and how I would set a story in Scotland that more accurately reflects my country. I wind up losing it at the idea of Fred accidentally starting a fight by walking into a Celtic pub wearing white orange and blue on Old Firm match day, Shaggy and Scooby unable to help as they’re busy scranning a whole Blue Lagoon out of business.
Velma and Daphne take a museum tour; Velma pesters the guide about all the different ways to say mystery-related words in Scots and Gàidhlig, Daphne wields a broadsword with one hand and tans a whole 2 litre irn bru with the other.
In the countryside Scooby gets accidentally carried away by a flock of sheep and is taken across 3 fields before the gang get him back. In the city Shaggy gets accidentally carried away by a flock of ravers and is taken across 3 nightclubs before the gang get him back.
They go to Edinburgh so Velma can get lost in the National Library archives and Daphne gets into a fistfight with some snobby university students.
Fred really struggles with the narrower roads and the Mystery Machine winds up in a hedge.
