The Sanity Clause

Getting into Christianity
because it’s the only way I can quit vaping,
choom mystified like Holy Ghost escaping,
Word made flesh and Dad, humanity.
Quoheleth Jamesified as vanity
had this or that to say about men aping
God instead of meek and modest shaping
of their small lives, thought it was inanity
to pray for pecadilloes lifted by
the hosts of heaven with their hearing aids
turned down; awful angels and the dead
saints and martyrs don’t care, and the Biggest Guy
abscondited already, drew the shades,
and napped. A zealous faith? Try weed instead.