Catnado
Just stopped watching "Catnado" released by Wild Eye Releasing.
Now as Selma Franz, Zack, and Jeff H. will attest to, I do love schlocky movies. I am a huge fan of all six of the "Sharknodo" movies and I have them all on DVD, alongside all of my classic Godzilla movies.
So when I saw a brief YouTube add for "Catnado," I was intrigued and decided to take the plunge and order the "Catnado" DVD online from Amazon.
Take heat Zack and Jeff, this is one DVD you won't have to fight over when I pass into the next life - it went straight into my trade pile for Chamblin's Bookmine. [And I won't be too surprised if they don't accept it as a trade-in.]
I had to pause on the opening credits where I had to count all the directors involved in the garbage - nine in all. I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that neither of the nine directors had any professional experience in movie makers, but none of the actors are card-carrying members of SAG - Screen Actors Guild of America.
There's a bizarre prologue where a woman is sitting on the floor with her back against a door with the sounds of a catnado in the background as she is telling you to beware of the catnado...she wastes about 5 minutes telling you to beware of the catnado...then we fade out and fade into a scene with a woman breaking up with her boyfriend and hooking back up with her ex-boy friend who is just being released from prison - he's not into gay sex, but he tells her that he overheard two of his fellow prisoners talking about a woman who hid a million dollars in her mattress as he was watching them while while they were having sex - I'm not a prude, but I like what I'm watching to have some sense.
I couldn't continue watching this movie at this point.
"Catnado" could have been a great spoof of a spoof, but it's horrifically handled and I don't mean in a good way.
I see that they are merchandising the heck out of this stinker.
NOT RECOMMENDED!
ZERO STARS!
https://www.amazon.com/Catnado-Donald...
Now as Selma Franz, Zack, and Jeff H. will attest to, I do love schlocky movies. I am a huge fan of all six of the "Sharknodo" movies and I have them all on DVD, alongside all of my classic Godzilla movies.
So when I saw a brief YouTube add for "Catnado," I was intrigued and decided to take the plunge and order the "Catnado" DVD online from Amazon.
Take heat Zack and Jeff, this is one DVD you won't have to fight over when I pass into the next life - it went straight into my trade pile for Chamblin's Bookmine. [And I won't be too surprised if they don't accept it as a trade-in.]
I had to pause on the opening credits where I had to count all the directors involved in the garbage - nine in all. I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that neither of the nine directors had any professional experience in movie makers, but none of the actors are card-carrying members of SAG - Screen Actors Guild of America.
There's a bizarre prologue where a woman is sitting on the floor with her back against a door with the sounds of a catnado in the background as she is telling you to beware of the catnado...she wastes about 5 minutes telling you to beware of the catnado...then we fade out and fade into a scene with a woman breaking up with her boyfriend and hooking back up with her ex-boy friend who is just being released from prison - he's not into gay sex, but he tells her that he overheard two of his fellow prisoners talking about a woman who hid a million dollars in her mattress as he was watching them while while they were having sex - I'm not a prude, but I like what I'm watching to have some sense.
I couldn't continue watching this movie at this point.
"Catnado" could have been a great spoof of a spoof, but it's horrifically handled and I don't mean in a good way.
I see that they are merchandising the heck out of this stinker.
NOT RECOMMENDED!
ZERO STARS!
https://www.amazon.com/Catnado-Donald...
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