SATIRE: Should Have Read This, Mr Assad

A Guide To Becoming A Successful Serial KillerIn these troubled times, it's often difficult for the murderously inclined to know how to safely further their hobby, so Mark Cantrell offers this handy little guide for the morally-challenged

 1. Identify that your country is an appropriate locality for the execution of your endeavours.

 2. Research any organisation that will become an appropriate vehicle for the preparation of your aspirations.

 3. Navigate and/or sleaze your way int...