You, me, Substack and the bot (humor)

I woke up at 6 a.m. and opened my Substack. There it was—my page—staring back at me: zero likes, zero comments. I was not discouraged, not in the least—who needs validation when your IQ is 888? I picked up my fountain pen and started brainstorming new ideas. Should I write about Victoria or Ray? Because, let’s be real, those are...