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What the turtlehead is happening, all you arrogant fools who think you have the sheer force of will to deny your poop entry into the outside world and thus stare down at your anus with trembling lips, a sweat-soaked brow, and a livid stare where the veins on your eyeballs jump and twitch, you let out a strained HRRNNH as the turd slips out another millimeter, in response you curl your fingers and channel all your Force energy into \ telekinetically pushing it back in, just for good measure you start humming the soul-stirring Star Wars theme that plays whenever there’s something Big And Serious And Related To Destiny happening onscreen, the evil turd pushes out another millimeter, you pour it on with your Jedi powers but it laughs telepathically into your mind, the camera zooms into your pie-wide iris as you focus every iota of your entire being into holding it back my God things are tearing dimensions are splitting what the fuck have you done I AM BECOME DEATH DESTROYER OF WORLDS—
Just. Take. A SHIT! Even Emperor Palpatine would be hard-pressed to hold back a toilet-crushing turd! Goddamn!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm. Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor. Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback. I’ve just published volume 2: Weapons of Old If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
