Viva Los Vegas: Part Four. John Haskell!

"Harold, honey, meet my daughter.  She speaks German."
I didn't speak German, had never been to Germany, and had very little interest in meeting this...
"I'm Swiss."
"I'm decorating," my mother said.  "And I need you all to help."  She reached up and patted her furry, ployester antlers.  "Do you like my costume?"

John Haskell takes over the FiveChapters group effort today, and rocks it.