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What the long-balls is happening, all my fellow old-testicled folks who look into the mirror with trembling lips and welling eyes as you see your nuts sagging lower day after day, suddenly you drop to your knees, clutch the air and bawl “WHY GOD WHY?” Thugs bust in the door, turning your despair into sudden rage as you whip your sack around the first one’s neck, they choke and sputter as you kick your accelerating, fast-circling beansack right into the center of the second’s face, when he bumbles into the third you catch your balls, whirl em side to side like a kung-fu rope-dart, fling them into a pair of ankle-wrapping coils, viciously yank and trip em both, then while they’re unconscious you take their wallets, track down their moms, and seduce them into a bout of spider-monkey doggy where your stupid sexy balls bang mercilessly against their swollen clits—
That’s what I’m TALKING about! See, having knee-knocking nuts doesn’t have to be bad! Not only do they serve as lethal weapons, you can establish ultimate dominance by hammering the clits of your enemies’ moms!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm. Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor. Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback. I’ve just published volume 2: Weapons of Old If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
