WEATHER FORECAST

Plane-rattling westerly winds over large parts of Europe today.

All passengers flying Buoyant Airlines to Barcelona encouraged to refrain from breakfast. We regret to inform you that, due to budget  restrictions, puke bags are no longer provided.

Toilets will not be operational during this flight.

Thank you for your collaboration.

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