IF YOU LIVE ON THE CALIFORNIA COAST MOVE YOUR ASS EAST *NOW*. [Updated]

[UPDATE: Alert canceled. Not a ‘false alarm,’ mind you. The West Coast just got lucky, that’s all.]

Just go.

#BREAKING: Tsunami Warning has been issued for the San Francisco Bay Area and Northern California after a 7.3 magnitude earthquake struck just off the coast

“YOU ARE IN DANGER. Get away from coastal waters. Move to high ground or inland now.”

Reports of sirens sounding… pic.twitter.com/Eb64NhHp6s

— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) December 5, 2024

Via @iowahawkblog. It looks like mostly Northern California is in trouble but DO NOT GO LOOK AT THE WAVES.