How Did It Get to Be Saturday?

When I was working, I always knew when it was Saturday, because there were--depending on what kind of week it was--anywhere between five and 36 work days between it and the previous Sunday. Also, depending on what kind of weekend it was, there was anywhere between 15 and 25 minutes between Friday afternoon and Monday morning.

But retirement is so cool. So cool! I never know what day it is unless I've missed an appointment and someone calls and asks with exaggerated patience where I'm at this t...