In which I answer the spam comments
So, I get some interesting spam in my queue, which I’m sure happens to everyone. Well, since I’m feeling pretty good (and I’m procrastinating edits) let’s answer some of the spam, okay?
My “Words That Should Be Retired” post probably gets the most spam out of any of my posts. Not sure why, but it does.
Its like you read my mind! You appear to know a lot about this, like you wrote the book in it or something. I think that you could do with a few pics to drive the message home a little bit, but other than that, this is magnificent blog. An excellent read. I will certainly be back.
It’s like I wrote a book…. Hmm… well, it is about words… Also, why would I need to add pics to drive the message about WORDS home? But thanks for saying it’s a magnificent blog. I think so too.
This next one came in on my Booky Thoughts post.
I do believe all of the ideas you’ve offered in your post. They are really convincing and can certainly work. Still, the posts are too short for newbies. May just you please lengthen them a bit from subsequent time? Thank you for the post.
MY POSTS? Too SHORT? Man, I’m always having to trim the posts. I try to keep them around 500 words but they always kind of explode into 800, 900, 1000 words…. No wonder I can’t keep a regular blog… Anyway *looks at comment name* Sex, I’m glad my ideas are convincing. I assure you they work for me.
On my Branding Schmanding Twitter post:
Hi, i think that i saw you visited my site so i came to “return the favor”.I am trying to find things to enhance my site!I suppose its ok to use a few of your ideas!!
So, obviously, I don’t make a habit of visiting spam blogs. Also, this one goes to an Asian sex site, which I assure you, not my thing. Also, I sort of wonder WHY “return the favor” is in quotes. Is it supposed to be innuendo, since it goes to a sex site? And dude, I’m sure your site is enhanced enough without my help, though I’m not positive what could be useful from this site on a porn site…
And… on the writing software post:
After reading your blog post I browsed your website a bit and noticed you aren’t ranking nearly as well in Google as you could be. I possess a handful of blogs myself and I think you should take a look here:[link redacted] You’ll find it’s a very nice tool that can bring you a lot more visitors. Keep up the quality posts
My ass I’m not ranking well. I’m the first result on Google when you Google my name. Yes, I do vanity Google myself fairly frequently. It’s all a part of my plan to ensure I’m visible to my readers. Not that I have any, but I could! But anyway, I think that I’m doing okay in the SEO department. I don’t need your stupid plugin.
Okay, I think that’s enough for today. If I get any fun spam, I’ll be sure to do another one of these posts. So, let’s discuss. What’s the funniest spam comment you’ve gotten on your blog?
