Kenya, Continued

Still plugging away on the Kenya piece for Wired, so few if any deep thoughts this afternoon. Fortunately, The Tubes provide us with a quick and easy way to keep the Microkhan mojo going—namely, the priceless ad above for C-3PO cereal. This breakfast treat not only further lined George Lucas's burgeoning pockets with cash; it also inspired one of the most touching paeans we've ever encountered. To wit:

I thought I'd feel the same about my miraculously located box of C-3P0's as I did as a...