Is it a train? No. It’s Tilak Varma …

Eleven other players have made 20 T20I centuries for India, but only Yashasvi Jaiswal has been younger than Varma. None have had to fight off Centurion’s flying ants to do so.

Telford Vice / Centurion

IF you take the sane option to travel from Johannesburg to Centurion — the Gautrain, rather than sit trapped in just another rubberised lump of metal and glass in the slow-moving traffic sewer misnamed the highway — try to find a seat that puts you on the right-hand side of the carriage and...