Another Year Older and No Cake :(

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Yesterday was my birthday. I came home from work with a headache and a pitchfork big enough to fling birthday cake into my mouth. But there was no birthday cake because stupid me signed up for the Health Challenge at work. Health Challenge = no sweets. What the heck was I thinking? Apparently the lack of birthday cake made me gain two pounds. That's right. Gain. Two. Pounds. I should have flung birthday cake into my mouth to lose five pounds.
So anyway, I'm older, I'm grumpier, and I want some darn cake!