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What the gluk-job is happening, all you lucky-ass recipients of a jackhammering mouth upon your peen, suddenly it gets WAY too intense and you’re like no you fool, you’re about to unleash my demonic aspect, but it’s way too late, hellish fractals open on your brow, your skin ripples and expands into an angry expanse of scales and sinew, giant bat-wings explode from your back and you take to the skies with a titanic roar, heavy metal begins playing out of nowhere, a sick-ass guitar materializes in your claws and you begin playing a super-aggressive electric riff—meh-neh-meh-neh MEH, meh-neh-meh-neh MEH—your eyes glow red and a mile-wide cone of white-hot fire erupts from your mouth and torches the surrounding land and turns nearby rivers into giant banks of steam—
And THAT, my friends, is why you take it easy on the jackhammer beej! You never know when it’s gonna trigger an unholy transformation and turn you into a fiend that rivals Astaroth or Skhob!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm. Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor. Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback. I’ve just published volume 2: Weapons of Old If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
