The longest sentence you can where …

The longest sentence you can where every word starts with the same letter. The last of the writing prompts from the workshop a week or so ago (you’ll be glad to know), and another challenge.

You can pick any letter you like for the longest sentence you can, suggest possibly not v, w, x, y or z! And as with the alphabet sentence, it can be nonsense but does have to be grammatically correct. Also – as someone did in the workshop – filling half the sentence with names is kind of considered cheating...