A Moveable Beast

Tucker Carlson has gone public with the news
that he was physically attacked by a demon. This
is true. It burned like fire and smelled like piss.
It scared the kids and ate the cockapoos.
Seduced my wife to sin and drank the booze.
Singed Satan’s sign and sealed it with a kiss
upon my blackened brow, and from the abyss
I heard that fallen angel laugh, “You’ll lose
your show, your job, and you’ll end up on X,
the everything app, where you will spend your days
aggrieving to a parlor of sex-bot AI,
unjoyed with life, uninterested in sex,
stuck sucking oysters on Parisian quays
with your last believer, this weird Dreher guy.