MILLIONAIRE CABBIE
There is a pizza slice in Philly so big it...
MILLIONAIRE CABBIE
There is a pizza slice in Philly so big it will eat you if you do not eat it first. There is a growler in Hudson, NY, that is so beautiful that when it is empty it is art. There is a cabbie on the prowl in Miami who is a millionaire. He says he gives all his cab earnings to children in Africa. I asked him why he does not just give the children some of his millions. I saw a bongo player in the New York City subway whose arms ended at his elbows. I also saw a limo without tint on the street. I also saw a woman staring into the camera on her phone adjusting her hat on the sidewalk. I met a man who tiny twin dogs in a bag. One was named a dog name and the other was named after the man. It had the man’s name. The man named the dog after himself. Don’t you get it? How can you not get it? Like this: I saw rainbow toes in leopard-print sandals. She wants things to mean more than they do like how I cut my finger on an eggshell and it did not bleed. It never bled.
